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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:03
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What happens psychologically to a man the first time he gets penetrated anally?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
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What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
US valley fever cases may be 18 times higher than reported - CIDRAP
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
5 foods to consume empty stomach to stabilize blood sugar levels naturally - Times of India
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Broadcom CEO On VMware Renewals, VCF Customers And Tomahawk 6 - CRN Magazine
No way
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
ESA signs agreement for potential use of Orbital Reef - SpaceNews
Still no good
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Apple Is About to Upgrade Your Current AirPods with Some Neat New Abilities - Gear Patrol
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading